This Instant Noodle Perfecting Timer may be $25 more than the person who lives in instant noodles would like to spend on a gadget, but boy is it eye catching.
Taking inspiration from the USB Java cup warmer and usb heated gadgetry, this Instant Noodle Perfecting LED Count-Down Clock was made to "help you perfect your instant noodle making skill" (really, when did this become a desired ability?) When turned on, the LED light flickers and a final-count down voice will let you know when your meal is ready. It's kitschy, but I say skip the timer and buy yourself a couple sandwiches. You're worth it. $25 from AudioCubes.