First we saw Paris Hilton Learn Computer Skills, now Jessica Simpson is taking her stab at technology by discussing the internet. Actually, it's Simpson playing a fictional character of herself called "Jessica Sampson" in an old sitcom pilot for ABC. Here's a snip it of just one of the ridiculous lines from the skit (in reference to the internet of course):"it's a bookshelf with different books of all books"... I wonder if her real-life explanation of the net would be far off from this one?! Mayer might need to give her a crash course in "internet for dummies."