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Key To Success Pouch: Love It or Leave It?

Fred Flare is known for its wacky and wonderful products, and the Key to Success Pouch is not an exception. Pink, vinyl, and deliciously retro, the cell phone-shaped pouch is supposed to be a tribute to Donald Trump, but I'm thinking of it also as a tribute to Zach Morris.

Even though you can't dial out on this "phone," it's a great accessory for hanging on to your real phone and other everyday needs, but my secret plan for this phone is to dial the numbers while making a "Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop" noise, and then proceed to talk on it.

Hijinx aside, are you smitten with this pouch's retro vibe or not?

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andremott211 andremott211 7 years
funny. I would like to see someone else with it!
gigiwin gigiwin 7 years
I dunno about you people, but I think its cool! I like everything pink.
Sammi_784 Sammi_784 7 years
i think it looks tacky
Sammi_784 Sammi_784 7 years
i think it looks tacky
apma apma 7 years
I wouldn't use it. Certainly not my style
Madamesoybean Madamesoybean 7 years
uuummmmm...you can't be serious.
ayuninur ayuninur 7 years
leave it!
ayuninur ayuninur 7 years
leave it!
wiccah wiccah 7 years
It just hurts my eyes, seriously its just so way back when....... Maybe my 5 year old daughter might like it.
jennjennnbubba jennjennnbubba 7 years
its kind of nifty but I wouldn't sport it
Gigglalot Gigglalot 7 years
Original and refreshing. I like it!
allinavhcnerf allinavhcnerf 7 years
eww
allinavhcnerf allinavhcnerf 7 years
eww
kcwebgirl kcwebgirl 7 years
i agree with khast. that's not retro chic either
KHast KHast 7 years
The 80's called, the model says, they want they're pouch back.
neko neko 7 years
Not, for me. It's a bulky shape for a pouch.
EvilDorkGirl EvilDorkGirl 7 years
Totally rad to the max!
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