Source: Instagram user kimkardashian [1]
Whatever happens from this moment on, you should know that there's a Kim Kardashian [2] video game coming out. Then you should know that we didn't watch the entire hour-and-six-minute-long trailer that's up on YouTube. Because, well, duh. But we did fast-forward, so that counts.
Kim Kardashian: Hollywood [3] doesn't come out till next week on the App Store and Google Play, but since you're dying to get a sneak peek, here you go. From what we can tell, the point is to reach celebrity status by following in Kim's footsteps — trying on the right (cleavage-baring) clothes [4], going on photo shoots, attending red carpet premieres [5], hitting up the hottest parties, etc., etc.
Here's a short version of the trailer that Kim posted on Instagram.
Source: Instagram user kimkardashian [6]
And here are the five most hilarious parts of the whole thing.