If this video of a 3-year-old girl explaining the fine plot points of Star Wars doesn't totally kill you, you may be completely hopeless. The poster says this is his daughter explaining Episode IV with absolutely no coaching, and after seeing the movie only once! Not only is she right on in her analysis ("It's an exciting movie. . ."), but she also has your back with some sound advice: "Don't talk back to Darth Vader, he'll getcha!"
Omg. Just omg.