I am going to have to ask Bella  what she thinks of this because I am speechless. The Mpion  is an MP3 player that gives users a facial while they listen to music. According to Digital World Tokyo , for the equivalent of $170 the mpion delivers a 1998-style 128MB of memory device that can hold about 32 tracks. The upside? A negative ion generator on the back of the player supposedly cleans your skin and pores better than your average soap and water, a notion that isn't exactly scientifically proven. I'd say this one falls in the negative section of the chic meter, but it's a humorous concept nonetheless.