Did he know a little too much about you on the first date? You might have to start vetting future admirers for, er, NSA employment. Last week, the Wall Street Journal reported that employees of the National Security Agency, which was accused of collecting private user information from social networks and Internet providers, kept their love interests under surveillance.
After that romance-charged breaking news hit the Internet, #NSAPickupLines and the slightly more romantic #NSALovePoems hashtags began trending on Twitter and Tumblr. Even intelligence officers do crazy things in the name of love.
Laugh at more of the funniest — but also, creepiest — NSA pick up lines after the break.
Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I’ll be watching you #nsapickuplines
— Stewie Griffin (@FamilyGuy_) August 25, 2013
I'd tap that. #NSAPickUpLines
— Sana Saeed (@SanaSaeed) August 25, 2013
Hi there beautiful. Can I buy you a drink? And by the way Happy Birthday! #NSApickuplines
— Luna (@SophiaMariaLuna) June 10, 2013
Did you fall from heaven? Because there's no tracking data on how you arrived at this location. #nsapickuplines
— Norm Wilner (@wilnervision) June 10, 2013
You come here often. #NSApickuplines
— Stop The Wars (@sickjew) June 10, 2013
I know EXACTLY what will make you happy. No, seriously, I've been looking into that for a while now. #NSAPickUpLines
— Jude Morrissey (@Steampunk_Gypsy) August 25, 2013
I was going through your email & noticed you like cats too #NSAPickUpLines
— Anonymous (@TheAnonNation) August 25, 2013
Are you a FISA violation? Because you've got fine written all over you. #NSAPickUpLines
— PRISM US Gov (@PRISM_NSA) August 25, 2013
— darth hobbes™ (@darth) August 25, 2013