Wondering which path you should take in 2012? Don't leave it up to chance — ask the Onion Magic Answer Ball ($1) instead. This app from the hilarious minds of The Onion was created to give you some magical (if not totally sarcastic) insight to the questions surrounding your life. Ask loud and clear, and you shall receive an answer. Whether or not it's the answer you're looking for is totally unpredictable, but it's good for a few laughs anyway.