OK, he doesn't really say "bless you," but the Robot Tissue Box Holder ($25) does kindly dispense your tissues.
His role distributing paper goods seems mildly familiar though, doesn't it?. . . Oh yeah, he must be related to the Robot Toilet Paper Holder!
Message to paper-giving robots: I'm onto you. If I see one of you handling my paper towels, I shall alert the proper authorities.