We've seen The New Girl herself, Zooey Deschanel get cozy with her Siri app in the latest round of Apple iPhone 4S commercials. But the outtakes that didn't make the final cut? Siri's unfortunate turn from helpful virtual assistant to self-actualized evil droid. Thankfully, the team at Conan rescued the lost clip to show the world what happens when computers stop being nice and start getting all HAL 9000 on their masters.
Keep reading to watch Team Coco's Siri satire.