The Klingon beer  Star Trek fans have been waiting for has finally landed on Earth. Now available in bars and stores in Indiana and Washington states, the Klingon Warnog, a Roggen Dunkelweiss (Danish rye), is said to adequately capture the "warrior essence of the Klingon culture." While we have yet to try it ourselves to discover if that warrior spirit translates to the beer's taste, we do have what any discerning Klingon or Klingon enthusiast might need whilst drinking this beer — a classic pickup line.
Since you can already use Klingon in your Google searches , you might as well be using it in your life-mate searches too, right? Below, a list the good people behind the Klingon Warnog beer provided, translating classic English/Earthling pickup lines into something a Klingon like Worf from Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine might use, along with how the lines get altered a bit in translation.
Now — tuj'a' pa'vam?
Classic Line: Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven (Sto-Vo-Kor)?
Klingon Version: bIrIQ'a'? yo' qIjvo' bIpumba'pu'!
English Translation: Are you injured? You've obviously fallen from the Black Fleet!
Classic Line: Do you believe in par'Mach (ahem, love) at first sight, or shall I walk by again?
Klingon Version: wa'logh parmaqqayDaj leghpu'DI' vay', SIbI' ngu'laH net jatlh. 'ach DaHarbe'chugh, cha'logh qajuSqang.
English Translation: It's said that when you see your par'Mach'kai for the first time, you can instantly recognize them. But in case you don't believe that, I'm willing to walk by you twice.
Classic Line: Someone must have shot you with a phaser set to 'stunning.'
Klingon Version: pu' tIHmey bach'a' mInDu'lIj? vIleghDI' jIroSHa'choH!
English Translation: Do your eyes fire phaser beams? When I see you I get stunned!
Classic Line: Do you have a map? 'Cause I just got lost in your eyes.
Klingon Version: pu'jIn vIpoQ. mInDu'lIj vIbejtaHvIS DaqwIj vIlIj!
English Translation: I need a map. I got lost while I was watching your eyes!
Classic Line: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Klingon Version: tuj'a' pa'vam? ghobe'. 'IwwIj DapubmoHba' SoH'e'!
English Translation: Is it warm in here? No, it is clearly you who makes my blood boil!
Classic Line: You know, it'd be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up.
Klingon Version: bIQamQo'chugh, chay' qapummoHlaH?
English Translation: If you won't stand up, how can I knock you down?
And for a little taste of the Klingon language of love that has no Earthly comparison . . .
Klingon Pickup Line: che'ron 'oH parmaq'e' 'ej DaHjaj SuvwI' jIH!
English Translation: Love is a battlefield, and today, I am a warrior!
Klingon Pickup Line: may'luchwIjmo' Qobbe' tajmey 'ach tIqwIj luDuQ mInDu'lIj!
English Translation: My armor shields me from knives, but your eyes pierce my heart!
Klingon Pickup Line: Daqtagh HInob! tIqwIj qa'angnIS!
English Translation: Hand me a d'k tahg! I must show you my heart!
Just don't go overboard with the amour, you don't want to risk a Worf-sized face palm.