Germany crushed Brazil's World Cup dreams in the semifinals, going up 5-0 in just 18 minutes [1]. It's now over at 7-1. Leave it to Twitter to capture the tragic breakdown of the host nation's team in 140 characters or less. It's like Tim Howard [2], but the exact opposite.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!?!? #WorldCup [3] #BRAvsGER [4] pic.twitter.com/QLdsL4PKaP [5]
— FTBpro (@FTBpro) July 8, 2014 [6]
TIM HOWARD SAVES BRAZIL pic.twitter.com/ICNkiagv9R [7]
— Feo (@FeoWalcutt) July 8, 2014 [8]
Is there a mercy rule at the #WorldCup [9] 5:0 #GER [10] and this could escalate FURTHER. pic.twitter.com/ciTqtqITtr [11]
— KICKTV (@KICKTV) July 8, 2014 [12]
Every statue in Brazil. pic.twitter.com/Egsl4f7k5v [13]
— Gideon Resnick (@GideonResnick) July 8, 2014 [14]
Go home Brazil you're....oh, wait. #BRAGER [15]
— Latika Bourke (@latikambourke) July 8, 2014 [16]
There were a lot more goals in the first half of Brazil versus Germany than I was expecting there to be.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) July 8, 2014 [17]
brazil is gonna cry in the car
— unpforgettable pfire (@firefire100) July 8, 2014 [18]
#BRAvsGER [19] #BRAGER [20] #WorldCup2014 [21] #WorldCup [22] pic.twitter.com/CaEZhmdDvX [23]
— Rami (@Ramisms) July 8, 2014 [24]
THIS pic.twitter.com/tz3MHnGVKc [25]
— Andres Jauregui (@dutchvowels) July 8, 2014 [26]
Mercy change-of-channel.
— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) July 8, 2014 [27]
Germany's goalie right now pic.twitter.com/JklQXVjz27 [28]
— Seth Fiegerman (@sfiegerman) July 8, 2014 [29]
damn Brazil.. in high school you was the man Brazil
— Questlove Gomez (@questlove) July 8, 2014 [30]
Well, the good news is #Neymar [31] won't have to worry about missing the final. #BRAGER [32] #WorldCup [33]
— Derrick N Ashong (@DNAtv) July 8, 2014 [34]
They are scoring faster than I can type 140 characters. #BRAvsGER [35]
— T.J. Holmes (@tjholmes) July 8, 2014 [36]
"It's getting a bit tempestuous." -- Ian Darke. That's good play-by-play. #BRAvsGER [37]
— T.J. Holmes (@tjholmes) July 8, 2014 [38]
I feel like ESPN is on repeat and this isn't actually happening right now #worldcup [39]
— rosanne danielle (@rosannedanielle) July 8, 2014 [40]
Here's your #BRAvsGER [41] 1st half recap. pic.twitter.com/9je5jzOuWY [42]
— ESPN (@espn) July 8, 2014 [43]
We've entered some kind of parallel universe… 5-0… #BRAvsGER [44]
— Weird Hacks & Facts (@TheWeirdWorld) July 8, 2014 [45]
Neymar walking out at the half like pic.twitter.com/sXq5EZKiw2 [46]
— Female Struggles (@femaIe) July 8, 2014 [47]
The #ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup was also trending:
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup [48] Series 4 of sherlock airing before my 90th birthday
— bethy (@astudyinmycroft) July 8, 2014 [49]
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup [50]
Luis Suarez becoming a vegetarian.
— The Football Bible (@Football_BibIe) July 8, 2014 [51]
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup [52] PHARRELL SHOWING ANY SIGNS OF AGING
— Dovahkiin (@kanyeasadatacos) July 8, 2014 [53]
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup [54] pic.twitter.com/fgDu5KIB5w [55]
— (@FillWerrell) July 8, 2014 [56]
In conclusion, all of Brazil feels like this right now: