The Internet Is Mad Pissed That Ryan Gosling Is a Dad

We knew it was coming, but the news was still too much.

Congrats to @ryangosling and @evamendes who just welcomed a baby girl into the world! pic.twitter.com/9qiSt0MFHi

— Live 95.5 (@live955) September 16, 2014

Ryan Gosling is a father. I need a drink.

— Belle (@bonjouritsbelle) September 16, 2014

Let's take it back to when the news first broke that Eva was expecting, because things weren't any better.

In other news: Rumor has it Ryan Gosling is having a baby w/ Eva Mendes. Rumor also has it that my ovaries just died.

— Gabby Parks (@GabbyRaeParks) July 9, 2014

Eva Mendes is allegedly pregnant with Ryan Gosling's baby, so if you need me, I'll be crying under my desk with a bag of Cheetos.

— jenna nolan (@yeahitsmejenna) July 9, 2014

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are having a baby, and here's us right now: http://t.co/fbS0oOMAso http://t.co/PEFNcmS64D

— POPSUGAR (@POPSUGAR) July 9, 2014

Eva Mendes can borrow my "when Ryan gosling is my baby daddy" Pinterest board #brokendreams #babybabygoose

— Courtney Robertson (@bugrobertson) July 9, 2014

Eva Mendes is pregnant with Ryan Gosling's child? This complicates my future imaginary relationship with him.

— mama bird diaries (@mamabirddiaries) July 9, 2014

Ryan Gosling is Eva Mendes' baby daddy so, quick recap of the week, the apocalypse is upon us.

— Alyssa DiMari (@AlyssaDiMari) July 9, 2014

ryan gosling is going to be a father??? what am I supposed to tell my children?? "kids, ur dad is knocking OTHER women up!"??

— abbey cash (@ablitt) July 9, 2014

Ryan Gosling knocked up Eva Mendes? That child is going to be either the most gorgeous creature born or Gollum. No middle ground there.

— Amber Rozay (@ambermyself) July 9, 2014

In summary . . .

ryan gosling & eva mendes are having a baby. pretty much how rachel mcadams &the rest of the female population feels: pic.twitter.com/YKRDdPSXg4

— taryn (@tarynkasper) July 9, 2014