Do you really even need the yellow pages anymore? With the Internet at home and on your phone, there's really no need to go thumbing through the huge space-wasting book.
Save yourself from getting the yellow monster another year and save some trees by signing up on the site Yellow Goes Green.
Just sign up and fill out your information to request that your name and address be removed from the Telephone Directory mailing list.
Then Yelp and Google your way around town (and use those old books as doorstops).