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iPhone Slide to Unlock T-shirt From ThinkGeek Invites Strangers to Touch Your Breasts

Slide to Unlock Tee: Not the Way to Declare Your Girl Geekery

I just had one of those classic brain-fart moments when you see something and think it's clever and harmless, and then you actually, you know, think about it, and go, "Oh, come on." And with that I bring you this new Slide to Unlock T-shirt from ThinkGeek.


At first I was like, cool! iPhone T-shirt! And then my brain worked and I realized that it was an invitation your momma wouldn't approve of.

Call me a square, I can take it. Don't think it's sexist? Well, they're not making it in mens' sizes.

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