20 Reasons People Shouldn't Be Allowed on Social Media

Sometimes, humans are the worst. We scoured our social media feeds for the most-annoying things people post on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram — and came up with these 20 Internet crimes. These are the things that make you go "ew," "just stop," "no," and "BUT WHY." Without further ado, the posts that deserve a giant thumbs-down. Source: Getty / Robyn Beck

01
The cryptic message about feeling . . . *depressed*
Paramount Pictures

The cryptic message about feeling . . . *depressed*

And then people are like, "WHAT'S WRONG?! R U OKAY?"
And then they're like, "I don't want to talk about it."

02
Extremist, borderline-psycho political rants

Extremist, borderline-psycho political rants

Your opinion is not welcome here. Source: MTV

03
Getting a million Candy Crush invites
NBC

Getting a million Candy Crush invites

Because every single one of them will be ignored.

04
Photos of a disgusting injury
NBC

Photos of a disgusting injury

Some things you can't unsee.

05
Vacation-photo overkill
NBC

Vacation-photo overkill

There should be a legal limit. On fun.

06
Getting invited to random events

Getting invited to random events

If you could just stop, that'd be great. Source: Imgur

08
Posting song lyrics with ZERO context

Posting song lyrics with ZERO context

Nobody wants to decode your life through Drake lyrics. Source: Imgur

09
Very, very frequent relationship updates
The CW

Very, very frequent relationship updates

Public displays of happiness . . . GROSS. Don't need that date-night selfie.

10
Babies as profile pictures

Babies as profile pictures

Not because we hate babies, but it's just awkward when a baby who can't talk posts on Facebook. Source: Imgur

11
#Blessed
NBC

#Blessed

Careful.

12
Phantom tagging

Phantom tagging

You were not there. DO NOT TAG YOURSELF. Photo: Nicole Nguyen

13
Photo collages for every single one of your sorority sisters' birthdays
MGM

Photo collages for every single one of your sorority sisters' birthdays

SMH.

15
Significant others who never comment on or "like" any of your statuses
NBC

Significant others who never comment on or "like" any of your statuses

Aka the phantom boyfriend/girlfriend.

16
Pregnancy updates every. single. day.
HBO

Pregnancy updates every. single. day.

We get it. Your belly has a tiny human in it.

17
Gym selfies, bathroom selfies, and sexy selfies
NBC

Gym selfies, bathroom selfies, and sexy selfies

Just, no.

18
The humblebrag

The humblebrag

Grrrrr. Source: Twitter user Humblebrag

19
Pictures of couples making out
Warner Bros.

Pictures of couples making out

Seriously. Seriously?!

20
When long-lost relatives comment on every photo and status
Disney

When long-lost relatives comment on every photo and status

How to begin . . . please shut up.