In the '80s, Transformers and Go-Bots were king. I loved playing with those toys, shifting them from one thing to the other. But toy companies must have thought that girls wouldn't want to play with race-car robots. So instead, we were offered toys like Sweet Secrets, a collection of kiddy grooming products that turned into dolls. Check this old commercial, which features an oppressive brother who, inexplicably leaves and returns with the world's longest mullet.