If there's anything you can count on from a hair metal band, it's this: Big hair and macho lyrics. So to honor the mighty hair bands of the past, I've created this quiz. You know the routine by now: Guess whether the name belongs to a beauty product or a hair metal song.

Also, no joke: I was once e-mail pen pals with Rikki Rockett, the drummer of Poison. (We're both vegetarian scooterists. Lots to talk about.)

Beauty Product or Hair Metal Song?

India Song