Ha cha cha! That's what I say when I get excited about something. No joke. I know it's nerdy, but soon you will see why I'm geeking out.

As you may know, Neiman Marcus is celebrating its centennial with a slew of exclusive, expensive limited-edition products with prices reaching the level of rent. But for those of us who want to splurge on a smaller scale, there's The Beauty Event. Neiman's does this twice a year, and if you're going to treat yourself, it's the best time to do it. If you spend $100 or more on cosmetics or fragrance, you'll get a metallic tote with eight samples from Laura Mercier, Clinique, Lancome, Estee Lauder, Revive, Prada, Orlane and Molton Brown. Is it the biggest Bella Bargain I've ever found? No, but it's one of the best gifts with purchase I've seen all year!

But wait, there's more! (I say that when I'm excited, too.) To find out what else Neiman has in store—yuk yuk—just

Along with the tote and samples gift, each beauty brand is offering its own gifts with purchase. For instance, spend $95 on Burberry Men and you'll get a logo sport bag. Spend the same on Juicy Couture and you get a four-piece fragrance set. Drop $30 on Phyto and you'll receive a Phytobrush Smoothing Shampoo. And on and on. While these aren't teeny-tiny price points, it makes sense to shop now if you've been planning on a big splurge. The deals are good through September 17 online, and in stores between this Friday and September 16. Happy shoppin'!