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Bird poop facial

Would You Pay $216 For a Poop Facial?

The latest skin-perfecting treatment to have New York women all in a tizzy is, quite literally, a load of crap. Bird crap, to be exact. The "Geisha Facial" is so named because geisha have used nightingale droppings as a makeup remover. (You can buy your own from Chidoriya.) The facial entails slathering your face in guano flown in from Japan. (Thankfully, it is zapped with a UV light to kill any lingering bacteria.) All this for the low, low price of $216.

But it's not all BS: The poop contains a compound called guanine, which is said to remove pollutants from the skin, to clear pores, and to even out skin tone. It's my doody to ask you: Would you try this treatment, or are you pooh-poohing it?


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dcroan dcroan 9 years
Funny. This "shit" is literally on the front page of right now. Way to go BellaSugar.
keiraz keiraz 9 years
ewww is that a joke or what there is a saying where I live, that I won't tell right now lollll it is about those who spend so much money on "crap"!
TFS TFS 9 years
darlene darlene 9 years
thats gross
amila44 amila44 9 years
Cover my face with what is all over my car nowadays? No thanks. Actually I wouldn't pay that for ANY facial, not when I have to pay for things like FOOD and GAS. Sheesh. My pores are the least of my worries.
LaLaLaurie06 LaLaLaurie06 9 years
lol no
Jenny86 Jenny86 9 years
Eww, no thanks! My mom probably would, though.
gooz1231 gooz1231 9 years
guanine is one of the bases that makes up dna. clearly the poop would contain some sort of genetic material. and treating it with UV light would probably damage the guanine anyway.i really dont see how this is special. it just sounds like a big scam to me
italianblonde italianblonde 9 years
Wow..this might be the nastiest thing I've read for awhile.
tglynn tglynn 9 years
$216? It's $17.99 on the Chidoriya website. Anyway, it's UV treated. So, I'd try it for $17.99.
bailaoragaditana bailaoragaditana 9 years
Ugh. No.
DolceDulce DolceDulce 9 years
a bad idea in so many ways. first of all, bird crap is 100% uric acid. it is the same everywhere. secondly, why would you pay 200+ for uric acid when you can just get a sacilylic acid treatment for much cheaper?
emalove emalove 9 years
aimeeb aimeeb 9 years
Ewwwwwwwwwww no.
leeluvfashion leeluvfashion 9 years
No way! Unless that bird poops 24kt gold or platinum, nothing from that birds rear is going to be used on my face. No, Never, Can't make me (well maybe if you gave $10,000, then I might,lol.)
Francoisehardly Francoisehardly 9 years
Haha. I actually heard of this recently. I probably would never want one, but I can't say I'm as grossed out as other people. I think my own poop grosses me out more than bird poop.
lily8206 lily8206 9 years
I wouldn't get a Poop Facial for free!
toodledoo toodledoo 9 years
This sounds like it's coming from an SNL skit. Yuck!
JaimeLeah526 JaimeLeah526 9 years
That's gross. I'd be afraid to get a disease. I know how easy it is not to sanitize things properly. I guess if I knew someone who got amazing results than I might. I don't have the money to do it anyway actually.
ModernGraceKelly ModernGraceKelly 9 years
People will use or do anything if you put a high enough price tag on it. Not a chance in hell would I ever rub bird sh** on my face. Although this doesn't surprise me, they put koala crap in key chains and sell it.
zombielove zombielove 9 years
i wouldnt trust anything that takes paint off a car on my face, so hell naaaww i would not try this.
bealotus bealotus 9 years
hahaha 8 people voted Yes! Que asco!
pharm_chick pharm_chick 9 years
nooooo way... there are soo many effective facials out there that dont use doody!!
missgnav missgnav 9 years
sounds enticing. if no one told me that it was bird poop getting rubbed on my face, i'd try it! besides, doesn't it mean good luck when a bird poops on your head? ;)
Leilanic1 Leilanic1 9 years
gross. i don't need to pay $216 to know this is crap...pun intended! =:DUDE: why spend a ton of money on that. seriously.
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