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Denture Soap

This Soap Is Full of Bite

Who doesn't like a little decorative soap in his or her bathroom? Etsy has the craziest varieties of decorative soap options known to mankind. Oh, what a little creativity, a bit of glycerin, and any type of mold (and I mean any) will get you these days.

Six bucks will get you Honey, I Can't Find My Teeth, a denture-shaped soap gift set made from goat's milk. Can you imagine poor granny reaching for her dentures, only to be shocked by these soapy lookalikes? At least they're scented with the palate-pleasing scent of peppermint, no? I'm not so sure that these false teeth will be making it to my bathroom shelves. What about you? Are these chompers cool or do they bite?


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samanthabrinton samanthabrinton 7 years
I would love to get some of these for my mom for her birthday. I love ragging on how old she is lol
KadBunny KadBunny 7 years
oh my god I want to get these for my mom. :D We're always making fun of her dentures. She would seriously think I'm rubbing myself with her teeth if she were to see me with these.
simplystella simplystella 7 years
Mphf... these would be perfect for a joke.
onlysourcherry onlysourcherry 7 years
i think these are funny but i wouldn't want to buy them.
Smacks83 Smacks83 7 years
dear god NO! Makes my skin crawl just looking at them.
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