This is all kinds of depressing. A 21-year-old woman had been dating an Alba-obsessed guy who demanded she try to look just like her. (Ever the gentleman, he bought her a blond wig to wear.) Given the stress and general screwed-up nature of trying to look like someone else constantly, our heroine broke things off with him.

Now, though, she wants him back. Her plan: get plastic surgery to look more like Jessica Alba. And if that doesn't get him back, she thinks she'll just work on moving on. The dude in question is clearly a loser who doesn't deserve to be dating anyone, let alone a Jessica Alba look-a-like. I worry about this young woman, who deserves to be appreciated for the beauty that she already is. And clearly, she needs to develop more self-esteem. Watch and sigh.