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Make-You-Laugh Makeup: The Morning After

As we all know, makeup can really be fun. I love it when designers create humorous or sarcastic names to go along with their products—why not, right? A couple of months ago, I posted about funny face makeup names and most recently, on my journey through stores and websites searching for blue makeup, I stumbled across some pretty clever names for cosmetics that have to do with regret. I thought I'd share some of them with you. And of course, if you have any funny names of your own, please comment below!

Remember Too Faced Drunk Dial Liquid Eyeliner from the other day? If you thought that was bad, how about Playboy Beauty Blush in Tie Me To The Bedpost ($17.50). Oh, the things we say in the wee hours of the night.

The color of this sheer shimmer blush looks the same on your skin as it does in the packaging. It is made from triple-milled powders which leaves skin looking velvety-soft. Now you won't be able to tell if the makeup or your dirty talk is making you blush!

For two more risque morning-after makeup names,

Benefit Silky Finish Lipstick in Skinny Dip ($16) is a soft and smooth formula that will make you feel sexy and wild....wild enough to go skinny dipping, that is!

The lipstick is pretty sheer and the color is buildable, so you can keep adding more to create a deeper color. And don't forget to look on the inside of the box—each lipstick contains a hidden "beauty fortune" inside!

Ramy Beauty Therapy Powder Blush in Bitch Slap! ($19). Contrary to its naughty name, this sheer blush gives your skin a very girly and innocent natural flush.

So even if you've acted out in a passionate rage, at least you can look like a cherub the morning after. This blush brightens, contours and can also double as an eyeshadow. Now that's fierce!

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JaimeLeah526 JaimeLeah526 9 years
Those are all 3 really cute products.
any any 9 years
vawilliams vawilliams 9 years
Some tongue-in-cheek morning after make-up names that come to mind: - It's Not What You Think - Coyote Ugly (envision a deep plum lipstick) - Love Bite - Your Place or Mine
ddene5713 ddene5713 9 years
there's also Nars "Orgasm" and they also have another blush called "Deep Throat"
NyingNying NyingNying 9 years
I love anything Too Faced.. but Ramy's bitch slap? That almost makes me a fan of the unknown brand..
cleegiants cleegiants 9 years
i think benefit always has clever names to their products. not all of them are risque, but clever and often tongue-in-cheek. and while i like the cleverness, soemtimes it doesn't help when i'm looking for a particular color! i mean, what does one associate with "skinny dip"?
Chica8a Chica8a 9 years
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