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Make-You-Laugh Makeup: Suggestive Names

Part of the fun of shopping for makeup is checking out some of the creative, sexy and funny names that companies come up with for new products. While something like Thrrrob is outwardly sexy, some names are more discreetly suggestive. These in particular made me laugh, so I thought you might enjoy them too.

The Balm Plum Your Pucker Lip Gloss in Squeeze My Lemons ($14) is a translucent and gentle lip plumper made from folic acid, menthol, vitamin C and just a slight touch of Maxi-Lip plumper to help increase blood flow to the mouth.

All of the glosses from The Balm are cutesy, but I happen to think the name of this one in particular is adorable. We totally get what it means and can laugh about it without it feeling gross whatsoever.

For two more suggestive makeup names,

Urban Decay Matte Eye Shadow in Yeyo ($16). When I saw this I gasped out loud. I am not sure what other meanings this word has, but from what I understand it's a pretty perverse and direct way to talk about cocaine. I imagine that I'm not that far off base considering the description for the color is matte white. That's just poor taste, guys — think of the kids.

Ramy Whipped Liqui-Air Color in Room 369 ($19) is a weightless and whipped liquid cheek color. Think of it more as a sheer cream blush than as a foundation. It glides on smooth and can be worn on your eyes as well. It dries instantly and will last long so unlike a cream blush, you can't smudge it off.

I love the subtlety of this name. Ramy, keep 'em coming — your clever names always give me a good chuckle.

thewavingcat thewavingcat 9 years
love it!
jacqueline-29 jacqueline-29 9 years
These really are wonderful lip glosses and the fun names make them even better. I get mine on this cool site,, which also has skin care, body care, and other makeup.
purrplefever purrplefever 9 years
The first thing to draw me to Urban Decay was their prduct names. I stayed for the quality. a year or two ago, they had a new eyeshadow collection named for different strains of erm, 'herbal medicinals'. With names like Purple Haze, Maui Wowie, Baked, Half-Baked AND Twice Baked, they are soo not shy. OPI is another company that usually has cute names.
bailaoragaditana bailaoragaditana 9 years
Urban Decay has tons of suggestive names - although I didn't even think about the alternative possibilities of the lipgloss "Gash" until my British friends nearly had a collective heart attack over it!
tralalala tralalala 9 years
risqueredhead, pussy pucker pots are amazing! My favorite is vanilla vulva haha
mrsyuen mrsyuen 9 years
Haha these names are so cute!
baltimoregal baltimoregal 9 years
I also love The Balm- Cherry My Cola is an awesome color, too!
risqueredhead risqueredhead 9 years
there are lip balms from a brand called Pussy Pucker Pots with many suggestive names (as you can probably guess :p) "Nice Melons" "Chocolate Nipple Ripple" etc. they're really nice, and they're vegan for those of you who are.
WhatTheFrockBlog WhatTheFrockBlog 9 years
Of course there's also Nars Orgasm blush... not too subtle. Smashbox O-Glow is a bit more subtle but we all know what they're talking about. Urban Decay also has a green eyeshadow called Chronic. :pimp:
TidalWave TidalWave 9 years
I bought "haux" eye shadow from MAC.
Prada3721 Prada3721 9 years
These are the BEST -- I repeat THE BEST lip glosses and you get serious bang for your buck!!! They don't have petroleum and they don't dry out your lips. The color stays put. RUBY my Grapefruit & Bing my Cherry are my two faves.
aimeeb aimeeb 9 years
Cute names!
emalove emalove 9 years
Very cute! I love all their names, they're always fun.
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