The unconventional web-based dictionary known as Urban Dictionary features slang and other subculture phrases you won't find in your typical run-of-the-mill glossary. This offbeat definition comes to us courtesy of Fab, who forwarded me one of the site's recent words of the day — Mascary:

When a person wears a scary amount of mascara. "Although Melanie thought her mascara application was flawless, her eyelashes really looked like scary spider legs."

Do you confess to any mascary-type moments? Are you guilty of more than the recommended coating of this everyday eye-enhancing product? Or, perhaps you've had a false eyelash or two gone awry. (Ahem, I've been there before.) Now, it's time to dish your mascary mishaps.