Aside from being a beauty editor, the dream job we aspired to while growing up, was being the person who came up with all the clever names on makeup packaging. While some shades may be less than inspiring ("warm beige," anyone?) and others are just silly, there are a few brands that go for shock value. And these are, in our opinion, the most naughtily named, titillating product titles. From the aptly dubbed Lashgasm mascara to the unabashed Sex eye shadow, these beautifiers are bound to ruffle a few feathers . . . in a good way. But be warned — at least one of them is NSFW!
Too Faced Size Queen Mascara
Everyone knows it's the size of the wand [4] ($21) that counts . . . but don't forget to wiggle!
Nars Cosmetics Multiple in G-Spot
Ooh, that blush [5] ($39) looks good . . . right . . . there.
OCC Lip Tar in Hoochie
This orchid shade [6] ($17) will make you want to strut your stuff no matter what anyone says.
Urban Decay Vice Lipstick in 69
No matter where your head's at, this is a sexy shade of lipstick [7] ($17).
Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara
Mascara is like sex or pizza — even when it's bad, it's still pretty great — but this one [8] ($23) lives up to its name.
Essie Nail Polish in After Sex
This metallic red lacquer [9] ($7) is sexy, no matter when you wear it.
OCC Lip Tar in NSFW
This provocative red lip hue [10] ($17) is best saved for happy hour.
Urban Decay Naked Ultra Nourishing Lipgloss in Rule34
Rule34 [11] ($20) states that if it exists on the Internet, there's pornography of it.
Nars Cosmetics Blush in Deep Throat
We're pretty sure that this blush [12] ($30) isn't referencing the Watergate scandal.
Illamasqua Powder Eye Shadow in Sex
This eye shadow [13] ($23) doesn't beat around the bush.
Too Faced Lashgasm Mascara
You're going to shout, "Oh my God!" once you see your lashes after using this mascara [14] ($21).
Deborah Lippmann Nail Polish in Between the Sheets
This fuchsia polish [15] ($18) is the perfect shade for getting frisky.
Frederic Malle Carnal Flower fragrance
Frédéric Malle's Carnal Flower [16] ($380) fragrance smells as sexy as the name.
Nars Illuminator in Orgasm
Nars has a cult following around their Orgasm products — they're the perfect shade of blush pink [17] ($30) — but it doesn't make it any less awkward when people ask what you're wearing.