14 Beauty Products That Will Turn You On

Everyone knows it's the size of the wand ($21) that counts . . . but don't forget to wiggle!

Ooh, that blush ($39) looks good . . . right . . . there.

This orchid shade ($17) will make you want to strut your stuff no matter what anyone says.

No matter where your head's at, this is a sexy shade of lipstick ($17).

Mascara is like sex or pizza — even when it's bad, it's still pretty great — but this one ($23) lives up to its name.

This metallic red lacquer ($7) is sexy, no matter when you wear it.

This provocative red lip hue ($17) is best saved for happy hour.

Rule34 ($20) states that if it exists on the Internet, there's pornography of it.

We're pretty sure that this blush ($30) isn't referencing the Watergate scandal.

This eye shadow ($23) doesn't beat around the bush.

You're going to shout, "Oh my God!" once you see your lashes after using this mascara ($21).

This fuchsia polish ($18) is the perfect shade for getting frisky.

Frédéric Malle's Carnal Flower ($380) fragrance smells as sexy as the name.

Nars has a cult following around their Orgasm products — they're the perfect shade of blush pink ($30) — but it doesn't make it any less awkward when people ask what you're wearing.