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Some Beauty Products Go For Rated-R Names

Beauty products are out to get your attention, so it's not surprising that many of them have resorted to obscenity to pique your curiosity. Still, the lengths brands will go to are enough to make anyone red in the face. Nars Orgasm blush ($26) is the classic example, but there are plenty of other entrants into the category as well: a new nail polish called Jizz from BleachBlackToo Faced Glamor Gloss in First Time ($19), and Playboy First Blush in Tie Me to the Bedpost ($6). Are you more or less likely to buy one of these products because of their risque names? And what's the funniest or worst cosmetic name you've ever seen?

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GummiBears GummiBears 6 years
Deep Throat was also a "famous" porn starring Linda Lovelace.
vertes vertes 7 years
BeachBlack makes another nail polish called "Dickweed". Illamasqua has a polish named MILF (mother I'd love to f---), as in hot older woman.
lizlee89 lizlee89 7 years
merie; "Sexy Mother Pucker" always makes me laugh too! I think "Deep Throat" is an allusion to the whistleblower who informed the authorities about Watergate; as far as I know it's not dirty (but then again I fortunately don't have an exstensive knowledge of dirty terms haha - I also don't understand "Bleach Black"...
merie33 merie33 7 years
It's not really "risque" per say, but the Soap and Glory lip gloss/lip plumper called "Sexy Mother Pucker" makes me laugh every time.
KadBunny KadBunny 7 years
^Hilarious! :D I should write that down somewhere.. Well okay I'm not a prude or anything but that Bleach Black product is just gross. The rest are cheesy at best. NARS Orgasm was okay to me, but Super Orgasm and Deep Throat are just utterly ridiculous.
NyingNying NyingNying 7 years
GummiBears (What a cute name/avatar) - I totally agree with you!!
GummiBears GummiBears 7 years
Maybe I am jaded but these names are pretty tame to me.
NyingNying NyingNying 7 years
all of those products you mentioned are relatively tame... how'd you manage to skip on Urban Decay's items? Pocket Rockets? Hotpants Lipstick? XXX Glosses in Quickie ... Ultraglide in Quiver...? Bah.. Bella
Retro-Bunny Retro-Bunny 7 years
There's also Gash from Urban Decay for a colour of lip gloss, I think. That's pretty bad!
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