"Bitter Buddhist is an opaque, celadon green inspired by a book signing I once attended. Yes, it was self-help. Yes, I read it because I was devastated after a breakup. Yes, I am a living, breathing, walking cliché. I stood behind this woman in line who immediately started talking to me. She was recently divorced, in her late 30s and starting a new life as a 'practicing Buddhist.' Right before her turn, some young, pixie-like girl in a fantastic vintage green jumpsuit cut in front of her (St. Germain – kill me, I love it), and the peaceful one almost murdered the little dodo. It was fun."