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This Software Allows You to Analyze (Not Nitpick) Your Face

By now, you've probably heard of mathematical formulas used to calculate what constitutes a "perfectly proportioned face." And now, a new facial beauty analysis website,, short for "analyze face," allows you to evaluate your own facial features. Just upload a photo of yourself, move some arrows around to mark your mug with key points, and then the software spits out an instant customized beauty rating.

Let's face it, there is no one standard of attractiveness, and it's never healthy to nitpick at teeny imperfections that only you really notice. Thankfully, claims that its intention is to merely point out your positive features so that you can accentuate them, and your negative features so that you can downplay them. (As if the so-called bad ones haven't been pointed out to me already.)

I'm happy to report that the majority of you are satisfied with the way you look, and in actuality, I kind of like how my nose is slightly crooked and how one eye is just a bit higher than the other. So, if your willing to take it all with a grain of salt, is admittedly a fun way to fritter away some time.


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AlexC730 AlexC730 8 years
9.5. i do not like this.
Glittersniffer Glittersniffer 8 years
Harsh! I have poor facial symmetry. I got a 9.11. It told me my face was too long, which is funny considering I always feel moon-faced!
Allytta Allytta 8 years
you know what i didn't like about it? i have ears very close to my skull and awesome cheekbones so in the picture you can;t see the ends of my ears - they are overed by my cheekbones... and i don't think i'm the only one, and how am i supposed to check the ends of my ears?
jennjennnbubba jennjennnbubba 8 years
7.56, my face has poor horizontal symmetry :O
Natalie-Love Natalie-Love 8 years
I got 8.75 My face has poor horizontal symmetry, according to this, but I never noticed... All the other ratios are good, except for nose being too wide for face, and mouth being too wide for nose. So if I had a narrower nose, my lips would be even more wide compared to the nose? xDDD
Le_silla Le_silla 8 years
i had 9 out of 10 but my face is to long wich is treu hahah
CarlyHP226685 CarlyHP226685 8 years
it said my lips are too wide which is odd because my lips arent wide at all lol they are full but short. and it said that my face is too narrow but i have chubby cheeks and a very round face. bullllshiz. haha
couwy couwy 8 years
I got a 7.99, but I felt like it was yelling at me when I read the 'negative' results, with things like how apparently my inner ocular distance is too big for my eyes and my nose is too wide for my face or mouth (can't remember which, heh). Hm, maybe trying this on cartoon/video game characters would be fun. :P
hyzenthlay20 hyzenthlay20 8 years
You are a 6.58 out of 10 *ouch* here's why: •Your face has good horizontal symmetry •The ratio of your nose length to ear length is ideal. •Compared to your eye width, your innerocular distance is ideal. •Your nose is too wide for your face width. •Your face is too narrow/too long. •Your mouth is too wide for your nose. I guess the "unattractive" ratios on my face are more pronounced than those of omilawd, since we got the same comments and rather drastically different scores.
ren_kr ren_kr 8 years
ouch a computer program thinks i'm ugly o.0 this program comparing your symmetry to a base model? someone w/ "perfect horizontal symmetry" whatever that is?
omilawd omilawd 8 years
"You are an 8.43 out of 10. Here's why: •Your face has good horizontal symmetry •The ratio of your nose length to ear length is nearly ideal. •Compared to your eye width, your innerocular distance is nearly ideal. •Your nose is too wide for your face width. •Your face is too narrow/too long. •Your mouth is too wide for your nose." Okay, okay.
emalove emalove 8 years
Yeah, I'm with Aimee. I'm all set. I don't need a computer program to tell me which of my facial features are good and which aren't.
genesisrocks genesisrocks 8 years
Oh and another comment, every picture of every person I tried said their mouth was too big for their nose. I think whoever made this is biased towards small lips, which is opposite of what I hear people like in real life.
genesisrocks genesisrocks 8 years
I compared me vs Ashley Tisdale (she's the only celebrity whose pic I have on the computer) and I'm prettier.
La-Tua-Cantante La-Tua-Cantante 8 years
This is incredibly stupid. Now we're going to rely on a software program to tell us whether or not we're attractive? And we wonder why little girls have serious issues these days.
Kimpossible Kimpossible 8 years
I'm with Mich on this one. I'll pass, not only do I find it offensive it is certainly counter productive to what I thought we were trying to change... the mentality that looks are more important than anything else. Nice way to empower women :oy:
erinflower erinflower 8 years
I got an 8.73, apparently my face is too wide.
starangel82 starangel82 8 years
Apparently my mouth is too wide for my nose. I beg to differ.
TidalWave TidalWave 8 years
awesome, 7.43!
eshellmoyer eshellmoyer 8 years
Apparently my nose is too wide for my mouth. That's funny, my mouth has never had a problem with my nose.
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