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Star Trek Cologne

Now You Can Boldly Go With Star Trek Fragrances

Sometimes — when I have — had — a little too much — to DRINK — I pull out my — William Shatner impression. It's always a hit, and you know why? Because anything featuring Bill Shatner is funny. Even the word Shatner is funny. So it's no wonder that I'm getting a kick out of the forthcoming Star Trek fragrance collection. Surprisingly enough, the licensed scents aren't a tie-in to May's Star Trek movie; they're a throwback to the original TV show.

Tiberius, a cologne for men, is inspired by the Cap'n Kirk of the Mirror Universe. And Red Shirt is a fragrant homage to the tireless crew of the USS Enterprise. Pon Farr, a perfume, gets its name from a mating ritual in which frisky Vulcans go crazy in heat. (Not sure I'd want to smell like Spock when he's petting his tribble.) Trek Movie has pictures of the packaging, but you'll have to wait until spring to get your hands on the real deal. Until then, I'll continue to enjoy Shatner's singing, which you simply must experience. Do it up when you

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Symphonee Symphonee 8 years
I really love Shatner's Mr Tambourine Man
sidra5397 sidra5397 8 years
Hahaha! I get a kick out of fun novelty type fragrances!
colormesticky colormesticky 8 years
wmoonw wins at life. :true:
colormesticky colormesticky 8 years
wmoonw wins at life. :true:
starangel82 starangel82 8 years
Hilarious.
starangel82 starangel82 8 years
Hilarious.
Beauty Beauty 8 years
I thought about posting that one, Whip, but I like Pulp, what can I say? His "Mr. Tambourine Man" is another classic.
WhatTheFrockBlog WhatTheFrockBlog 8 years
I was hoping to see a video of Shatner's classic version of "Rocket Man."http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE
WhatTheFrockBlog WhatTheFrockBlog 8 years
I was hoping to see a video of Shatner's classic version of "Rocket Man." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE
Symphonee Symphonee 8 years
HA! this is hilarious!!
Symphonee Symphonee 8 years
HA! this is hilarious!!
acemonkey acemonkey 8 years
Hysterical
acemonkey acemonkey 8 years
Hysterical
wmoonw wmoonw 8 years
Red Shirt. . . . does it smell like . . . untimely DEATH?
aimeeb aimeeb 8 years
Ummmm. No.
aimeeb aimeeb 8 years
Ummmm. No.
bastylefilegirl bastylefilegirl 8 years
CREEPY! And I'm a Star Trek fan...but this is too much seriously who wants to smell like the final frontier or worst a Tribble??? :|
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