Well, that was fast. As reported earlier this week, cosmetics brand DuWop is releasing a Twilight-themed lip plumper — but instead of waiting until the Autumn release of New Moon, it's coming out now. Lip Venom V ($16) is available for pre-order, with packages shipping next week. The package contains a combination lip stain and plumper, all the better to look vampy. According to DuWop:

This product should be shaken before use to represent the blending of the human and vampire worlds and applied repeatedly until lips are plumped, revitalized and the desired intensity of color has been reached.

Oddly, the packaging reminds me less of a bloodsucking dreamboat and more of Angelina Jolie wearing Billy Bob's blood in a vial back in the day. And last time I checked, the blending of the human and vampire worlds resulted in a bloody death. But for the 700 zillion Twihards out there, details like that are unlikely to stop them from buying. Will you be one of them?