At least every other week, I check in with BuzzSugar to see if she's passed my phone number along to Robert Pattinson. After all, she did interview him in person, and, well, I'm sure he wanted to ask her how he could get in touch with me, but he didn't want to come on too strong and scare me off. Yeah, that's it. I could see how he might be intimidated by my wit and charm.

I'm not a Twihard — my Pattinson crush only developed when he talked about Godard — which is why you'll never see me with a tattoo based on the suck-y saga. Not so for these Twihards, who have made permanent declarations of their fandom. That's dedication. Anyway, while you check out the gallery, I will wait right here for that inevitable phone call.