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What's the Corniest Salon Name You've Heard?

What's the Corniest Salon Name You've Heard?

Salons often come up with punny names. In Minneapolis, it's Curl Up and Dye. In my hometown, it was The Clipper Ship. And in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, there's Hair A Juku — a seemingly intentional, if mispronounced, allusion to Tokyo's trendy Harajuku district. While I genuinely love a good pun, some of these (The Mane Event!) are just terrible. What's the corniest salon name you've ever encountered?

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Spindle Spindle 7 years
The salon I go to: Southern Fried Hair Ridiculous name, but fabulous stylists.
GlowingMoon GlowingMoon 7 years
The Best Little Hairhouse in Town. It was in my former neighborhood. :)
pixystix pixystix 7 years
I go to a place in Minneapolis called Foiled Again. Sure, the name is a bit cheesy, but it's appropriate: Once you've had foils done there, you'll certainly go again...
Tamma1387 Tamma1387 7 years
Okay the website and phone book listing both say The Wild Hair but their sign says The Wild Hare. weird. but they do a great job
psychobabble psychobabble 7 years
"Spa..di..dah!" It's right next to one of our favorite restaurants and my husband can't help but rant about how stupid the name is every time.
mariserin mariserin 7 years
okay this one KILLS me.....my friend called them and told them how much we hate their name......it's called the SPALON. ugh. not clever.
ladyv ladyv 7 years
SFO Hairport (Naturally, at San Francisco International Airport, Delta Terminal).
mek123 mek123 7 years
Love all the names. There is also a Curl Up and Dye in Redondo Beach CA.
am1884 am1884 7 years
"Scissor Sounds"
msame msame 7 years
Chop Shop - Houston Do or Dye - San Antonio
Yogaforlife Yogaforlife 7 years
leslievanhoute - that is fabulous!
leslievanhouten leslievanhouten 7 years
This weekend I passed by a nail salon called Hand Job. In the Castro District of San Francisco. If you need me to explain further, go rent Milk.
sarasonne sarasonne 7 years
Cut Up & Dye
poizenisxkandee poizenisxkandee 7 years
Ben Hair's salon (play on ben hur). Hair Today Gone Tomorrow. im sure there are others as well but thats what i remember right now.
kulikuli kulikuli 7 years
A Clip in Time Afphrodite Beauty Salon (yes that how they spelled it) All Work No Play Barber Shop An Irish Barber Aristocuts Awesome Hair Design Baby Girls Caveman Barber Shop Cleopatras Beauty & Nail Emporium Hair & Now Barbers Hombre Hair Designers MO Hair Planet Hair All in Colorado Springs, CO
Nadia24gv Nadia24gv 7 years
Hair It Is! It sounds like a redneck saying "here it is".
J-Rabbit J-Rabbit 7 years
There's a salon and spa in Montclair, NJ called "Bangz." The name always makes me think of William Hung singing "She bangs! She bangs!"
genesisrocks genesisrocks 7 years
How about: Sweeney Todd's Barbershop Scissorhands Salon Sorry but the ones I remember all have to do with Johnny Depp movies :love:
Yogaforlife Yogaforlife 7 years
There's a "Curl Up and Dye" in Jim Thorpe, PA. My husband and I went there to hike around halloween, and it's a quaint little victorian style town - the salon fit in perfectly with that name. A few where I live now: A Nu Appeal Cut'n It Close Heads Up Shear Art Just Do's The Bold and The Beautiful Lords N Ladies Another Look Snips Hair Cutting Split Enz Shear Vanity Just Kut'n It Up Nappy Rootz Hot Headz Gosh - there's a lot of funny names out there. The salon I go to is called Lush and it's fabulous.
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