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What Would It Take For You to Buy Paris's Hair?

What Would It Take For You to Buy Paris's Hair?

You know who's really underexposed? Paris Hilton. It's almost as though we never see her. Fortunately for her legions of fans, the notoriously press-shy heiress has launched a new website, Paris and Sally, to promote her line of $69.99 hair extensions. It's about as subtle as a sledgehammer, too. Promises of "hotness" (whatever happened to "heat"?) attempt to pique your interest in extensions, and then there's this personal message from Paris:

Everyone should get the chance to be me. That's why I created the world's hottest hair extensions. Choose from ten fabulous shades and you will be a clip away from hotness.

The site is thoroughly and amusingly silly, but if anyone knows extensions, it's Paris. What would it take for you to buy her product?

Surferchic95 Surferchic95 9 years
although she has no talent what so ever, if there were good reviews on this product, I MIGHT sample it...At first I didn't see the "Everyone wants to be me" or whatever, but oh my god she is soo...smug-glish! Thank god most of her would-be fortune is being given to charity-that way other people can have a chance to eat and not use her hair extensions...which look cheap to me btw
lizlee89 lizlee89 9 years
maybe if I was paid...
i-am-awesomeness i-am-awesomeness 9 years
Why so much hatin' on Paris?? I don't need/want hair extensions, but if they're good quality, I can see them being popular for women who DO want extensions. Jessica Simpson and her hairstylist Ken Paves sell hair extensions too, just on HSN.
ddsanabria ddsanabria 9 years
I thought on buy those but It's not human hair, so you can't do anything to it
Megatron Megatron 9 years
I am afraid I might catch the self-obsessed twat disease
leeluvfashion leeluvfashion 9 years
Someone would have to have a weapon near my throat for me to buy these awful extensions.
JaimeLeah526 JaimeLeah526 9 years
I don't think I'd wear extensions that any celebrity endorsed. It just cheapens the product and seems desperate. Paris always has horrible extensions too so why would you want to look like her?
katinka14 katinka14 9 years
"Even if a pack of bloodthirsty dogs would attack me otherwise, I would not buy these." And even if a pack of bloodthirsty dinosaurs were chasing a pack of bloodthirsty woolly mammoths were chasing a pack of bloodthirsty sabertooth tigers were chasing a pack of bloodthirsty lions were chasing a pack of bloodthirsty dogs who would eventually attack me...neverrrrrrrr.
xoxoxx xoxoxx 9 years
Am I the only one that would buy them? Sure, I don't care for the girl as much as the next guy. But if the weave is good, I'm bitin, ya'll. Its hard for me to find decent clip-ins, so if they're of good quality, I'll definitely splurge.
devils devils 9 years
The last option - the bloodthirsty dog one :D
bailaoragaditana bailaoragaditana 9 years
Gaaahhhh. No way would I wear her hair extensions. I don't like extensions generally, but adding the Paris Hilton name just makes them even more unappealing. I can see this line going straight down the toilet.
AmberHoney AmberHoney 9 years
Some photog from TMZ probably told her she had great hair.
babygal14 babygal14 9 years
Oh and where did she get the idea she had great hair ?? :?
babygal14 babygal14 9 years
eww why would i buy her products she just probably going to keep the money for future bot-ox or a "that's hot" foundation the only good thing about her that I know of is that she likes animals that girl is ridiculous
AmberHoney AmberHoney 9 years
I wouldn't use them as toilet paper.
dd-sugar dd-sugar 9 years
I'm not sure if that was a good move for Sally to pair up with Paris. I have 2 sets of the 14 inch clip-in remy extentions Sally sells (by Euronext) and just love them. I can have layers without cutting my below-waist hair. They are less expensive than Paris's so I imagine you are paying for the name (no thanks).
chiquita29 chiquita29 9 years
I don't wear extensions, my hairs already long as it is. But if I were in the market and these were good quality, then why not? That comment she made is pretty off putting though. Was she trying to be funny, or does she seriously think everyone wants to look like her? I never found her that attractive anyway.
bluesarahlou bluesarahlou 9 years
Yeah, I wish I could be a spoiled, STD carrying animal killer.
Glosslizard Glosslizard 9 years
Hmmm, if I really wanted a chance to be Paris, I'd take her lip gloss and her money and leave the hair! ;)
penelopecruz penelopecruz 9 years
I think that i have sworn off extensions for the next millenia. After this train wreck wears hers, does she donate them to scientific research???
Francoisehardly Francoisehardly 9 years
I have no interest in extensions in the first place. If I ever bought any, I would really prefer something not associated with her. And her "Everyone should get a chance to be me" comment makes her product sound even less desirable. Sorry, but I could make a list of people I rather be like. And I'm not even really a Paris hater. Recently I'm just completely indifferent to her. I think it's really sad girls actually want to be like her though.
zombielove zombielove 9 years
"everyone should get the chance to be me" ? no thanks, i'd rather continue living my life without having to fill a prescription to valtrex, without being a drug addict, and without having to live with the fact that i killed my "beloved" pets like this twat has done.
scottnjoel scottnjoel 9 years
I'm a Paris Hater
Schaianne Schaianne 9 years
"Everyone should get the chance to be me." God forbid! 1 Paris is too much!
brittanyk brittanyk 9 years
Meh. I don't know, I don't wear extensions, but if they were a good product I guess I would.
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