10 Crazy Cat Lady Beauty Products You Need Right Meow

Updated on 7/1/2017 at 2:05 PM

The term "crazy cat lady" has lost much of its effect as a pejorative term in recent years, as cat-loving women everywhere proudly claim it as their own, like an empty Amazon Prime box. If you identify as a cat lady, you can now literally wear your affection for all things feline on your face with a line of vegan skincare and beauty products from Crazy Cat Lady Concoctions.

Crazy Cat Lady has covered all the bases for cat-loving ladies who simply want to curl up at home and groom themselves. It features soaps, creams, lip balms, body scrubs, and mists, along with some candles and "kit-tea"-approved teas. Keep reading for a selection of punny products (like "Eye of the Tiger Feliner" and "Furever Young Age Defense Serum") that will have a pawsitive effect on your purrsonal hygiene.

— Additional reporting by Sarah Siegel

Organic Artisan Soap in Pawpermint or Chamomeow

Gentle and aromatic, these soaps are made from a blend of essential oils, shea butter, and plant powders to promote relaxation and cleanliness.

Organic Artisan Soap in Pawpermint or Chamomeow ($10)

Organic Artisan Soap in Pawpermint or Chamomeow

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$10

Chamomeow Cougar Cream

Another term worth reclaiming? "Cougar." Cougars are powerful animals! Get your paws on some of this nourishing cream formulated with willow bark and teas to replenish tired skin.

Chamomeow Cougar Cream ($38)

Chamomeow Cougar Cream

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$38

Meowijuana Catnip Calming Mist

Mental soother? Check. Sleep promoter? Check. Bug repellent? Check! This fine, minty mist kills several birds with one stone, and then leaves them on your doorstep.

Meowijuana Catnip Calming Mist ($24)

Meowijuana Catnip Calming Mist

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$24

Organic Vegan Lip Balm

Made from all-natural oils, waxes, and extracts, these vegan lip balms leave lips buttery smooth (but without involving any actual butter).

Organic Vegan Lip Balm ($6)

Organic Vegan Lip Balm

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Gritty Kitty Purrifying Litter Mask

Yes, displaying this jar in your bathroom will put the "crazy" in "crazy cat lady" but the mask doesn't actually include any cat litter. Rather, it's a detoxifying blend of absorbent clay sourced from volcanic ash that minimizes blemishes and cleans pores.

Gritty Kitty Purrifying Litter Mask ($22)

Gritty Kitty Purrifying Litter Mask

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$22

Lavenpurr Organic Hand and Cuticle Cream

Keep those cat-loving hands pet-ready with an organic salve made of soothing ingredients such as coconut oil, sunflower seed oil, vitamin E, and lavender oil.

Lavenpurr Organic Hand and Cuticle Cream ($16)

Lavenpurr Organic Hand and Cuticle Cream

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$16

Furever Young Age Defense Serum

This facial oil will keep you looking and feeling as young as a kitten with its hydrating combination of vitamin E, rose geranium, lavender, safflower seed, sweet almond, jojoba, and apricot kernel.

Furever Young Age Defense Serum ($36)

Furever Young Age Defense Serum

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$36

Eye of the Tiger Feliner

Achieve the purrfect cat eye with this vegan gel-formula eyeliner in the shade of (what else?) Black Cougar.

Eye of the Tiger Feliner ($18)

Eye of the Tiger Feliner

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$18

Pussyfootin’ Funky Foot Remedy

This soothing foot and muscle salve provides a little TLC to dry, cracked heels and aching muscles with its blend of clove, wintergreen, peppermint, and eucalyptus.

Pussyfootin’ Funky Foot Remedy ($14)

Pussyfootin’ Funky Foot Remedy

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$14

Hin-Yari Ohana Lip Gloss

This lip gloss is supposed to simulate the feeling of a cat's nose with a metal rollerball tip and tingling cold ingredients. It comes in three shades so you'll be able to wear it with every makeup look.

Although the Hin-Yari Ohana Lip Gloss is only available in Japan, it might be worth the trip for true kitty-lovers!