I'm a sucker for a product that aligns with my star sign [1], so when I stumbled across Whiskey River's Astrology Soaps [2], I was a goner. You could practically hear my credit card *whooshing* from my wallet as I clicked on the items for Cancers [3]. A bar soap that smells like "buried emotions" and "moody mojitos"? Uh, I'm a little offended (and impressed) by how spot-on that scent is. The collection also includes liquid hand soaps with similarly cheeky names. I'm bummed my best friend's birthday just passed; she's the one I'm always sending horoscopes to, and these soaps would've made a great present. Is it too much to store a couple for next year? While I'm thinking about it, feel free to keep reading and find your own soap. Does the description nail your personality too?
Bar Soap For Capricorns
A Soap For Capricorn [4] ($10)
Liquid Soap For Capricorn
Capricorn Nectar of the Gods Liquid Hand Soap [5] ($14)
Bar Soap For Aquarius
A Soap For Aquarius [6] ($10)
Liquid Soap For Aquarius
Aquarius Party Suds Liquid Hand Soap [7] ($14)
Bar Soap For Pisces
A Soap For Pisces [8] ($10)
Liquid Soap For Pisces
Pisces Melted Dreams Liquid Hand Soap [9] ($14)
Bar Soap For Aries
A Soap For Aries [10] ($10)
Liquid Soap For Aries
Aries Sucker Punch Liquid Hand Soap [11] ($14)
Bar Soap For Taurus
A Soap For Taurus [12] ($10)
Liquid Soap For Taurus
Taurus Royal Essence Liquid Hand Soap [13] ($14)
Bar Soap For Gemini
A Soap For Gemini [14] ($10)
Liquid Soap For Gemini
Gemini Crazy Sauce Liquid Hand Soap [15] ($14)
Bar Soap For Cancer
A Soap For Cancer [16] ($10)
Liquid Soap For Cancer
Cancer Bottled Emotions Liquid Hand Soap [17] ($14)
Bar Soap For Leo
A Soap For Leo [18] ($10)
Liquid Soap For Leo
Leo Love Potion Liquid Hand Soap [19] ($14)
Bar Soap For Virgo
A Soap For Virgo [20] ($10)
Liquid Soap For Virgo
Virgo Liquid Anxiety Liquid Hand Soap [21] ($14)
Bar Soap For Libra
A Soap For Libra [22] ($10)
Liquid Soap For Libra
Libra Flirt Syrup Liquid Hand Soap [23] ($14)
Bar Soap For Scorpio
Bar Soap For Scorpio [24] ($10)
Liquid Soap For Scorpio
Scorpio Tears of My Enemies Liquid Hand Soap [25] ($14)
Bar Soap For Sagittarius
A Soap For Sagittarius [26] ($10)
Liquid Soap For Sagittarius
Sagittarius Funny Stuff Liquid Hand Soap [27] ($14)