The note says, "Hi, please do not leave your stuff in the dryer forever! In the time I waited for you to remove your stuff, I took up knitting, bought a pet, got evicted (no pets allowed in the building,) and held a protest in the parliament building — all the while in the nude! I couldn't dry my clothes and towels. Just kidding! I did dry my clothes because I moved your stuff! Cheers!"
Source: Instagram user stwatchman