• The first clip of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis on Two and a Half Men [5] is here, and their chemistry is as amazing as you'd expect.
• Game of Thrones season four premiered last night [6]. No spoilers here, but it was as racy, gory, and shocking as you'd expect — and it crashed HBO Go [7].
• The Shameless season four finale [8] also featured a last-second shocker that no one saw coming — even the cast was in the dark!
• Legendary actor Mickey Rooney died at 93 on Sunday [9]. He was one of the last surviving stars of the silent film era.
• The royal tour is under way! See the adorable photos of Kate Middleton, Prince William, and Prince George [10], and try to fight back the urge to pinch George's little cheeks.
• ICYMI: the ACM Awards happened last night [11], and everyone looked gorgeous. See Taylor Swift's dancing, Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton's PDA, and more.
• Kristen Stewart dyed her hair orange [12]. It's a lot to handle, but don't worry — it's just for a movie.
• Comedian John Pinette died at the age of 50 [13]. He is well known for his role in Seinfeld's final episode as a carjacking victim.
• If you missed Anna Kendrick on SNL, here's what people will be singing today: her epic Beauty and the Beast monologue [14] song and "Dongs All Over the World" [15] (it's SFW, we swear).
• Hey, you guys — a Goonies sequel is in the works [16], director Richard Donner confirmed. Goonies never say die!
• Star Wars Episode VII began shooting [17], and casting is almost complete. Girls star Adam Driver is rumored to be the movie's big villain.
• The White House may ban selfies [18] after Red Sox player David Ortiz used a photo with Obama as a Samsung PR stunt.

What an honor! Thanks for the #selfie [19], @BarackObama [20] pic.twitter.com/y5Ww74sEID [21]

— David Ortiz (@davidortiz) April 1, 2014 [22]

• When Oscar Pistorius took the stand [23], he testified that he was "simply trying to protect Reeva."
• There was the "most promising" lead yet in the missing Malaysian Flight 370 case [24] when two signals that may match the plane were picked up in the Indian Ocean.
• Deltopia, a 15,000-person street party, turned violent against cops in California [25], with dozens arrested, at least five officers injured, and more than two dozen people hospitalized.
• Trending on Facebook: a huge game of Tetris happened across a skyscraper on Philadelphia's skyline [26], giving the city anxiety as the pieces wouldn't come together.
• 60 Minutes admitted to faking a big part of a story [27] — they dubbed over a loud motor sound while showing the quiet new Tesla car.
• Your daily dose of cute: This French bulldog puppy named Frog doesn't want to go to sleep [28], and you have to hear him croak about it.

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