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I doubt Jessica would return to TV now that she is getting tons of movie offers, but I loved and really miss her kicking ass in that show. Too bad it didn't last.

She is this week's Rolling Stone and she looks fabulous as usual. No Nip slips this time, but she does talk about how most her movie offers have to do with the shower or bathing suits.

Here are some highlights form the article:

"I got plenty of ass."

"I hear people in this industry talking shit all the time about how Jennifer Lopez is fat," she says tersely. "And I know if they're calling her fat, they're saying the same shit about me."

"The scripts I get are always for the whore, or the motorcycle chick in leather, or the horny maid... I get all these screenplays that start, 'Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts.' " She sighs, then laughs a tired laugh. "I don't think this is happening to Natalie Portman."

"I look forward to the day when I can do a small movie and act," Alba says, "and it's not about me wearing a fucking bathing suit or chaps."

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