So what is going on with Miss Britney Spears these days, it's been at least two days since we checked in, after all. First, I guess I may have been wrong in assuming there's nothing going on between Britney and her bodyguard, Damion -- depending on who you believe the two are or are not an item. Silver Lining If So: At least he's well versed in her parenting style! The two have been staying at the Beverly Hills Four Seasons amidst a whole bunch of rumors about child protection services visiting her house and being upset about the lack of a fence around her pool...or maybe it was Kevin's pool. It's all very convoluted, and I'm not sure any of the theories really hold any water (sorry, sorry).
At least she's got someone to hang out with all the time, because apparently her cousin Alli has been added to her ever-growing Not Speaking To List. Alli's not the only thing Brit's looking to get rid off, she's apparently put her Beverly Hills house on the market where her Malibu house still resides. Losing both homes? Sean Preston must be heartbroken!