While appearing on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Wednesday morning, Britney Spears [1] didn't simply sit down for a chat like a normal guest. Instead, Ellen took the VMA performer [2] on a hilarious trip to the mall. In addition to cutting lines and getting a bunch of stuff for free by using the magic words ("I'm a celebrity"), the two also impressively strutted their stuff around the shopping center before hanging out with a group of adorable kids and harassing a Ben and Jerry's employee for free sprinkles. Sounds stressful, right? No wonder they ended up in bed together.