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Brody Admits It's All a Ruse

Brody Admits It's All a Ruse

Brody Jenner, Former Prince of Malibu, drummer in the band Facehumper and starlet-dater extraordinaire, has finally opened up about the heartache of his failed Hollywood relationships. That, or blowing the cover off of how fake it all really is. In next month's issue of Details, Brody and his "manager- slash- publicist-slash- agent-slash-stylist" Spencer (aka, the d-baggiest character on all of reality TV, which is saying a lot) sat down to talk about all the nonsense. Here's more:

  • Spencer gave Brody invaluable advice on who to date:"Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that sh--, bro. You'll be, like, a f---ing hero to America."
  • On his relationship with Lauren Conrad: "Basically," says Jenner, 23, "I made it, like, my mission to try to go on a date with every girl on The Hills."
  • On the crazy world that is LA: "This whole scene, this whole town – it's so fake," he says. "It's like a movie set, like my life is a movie set. These people, they all think it's real, but it's not."..."I wanna meet a girl who has nothing to do with L.A., a nice, normal, real girl."..."Actually, you now, that's gonna be a component of our new MTV show – me leaving L.A. to meet a normal girl. It might be hard, though, with all the cameras."

Ah yes, though he may sound like a creep with the Nicole Richie stuff, at least he's an honest creep? And a cute creep? That too. I'd say that maybe saying this all out loud will hurt his chances of sleeping with further MTV reality starlets, but who's kidding who here -- he'll keep doing just fine.

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sugar_bear sugar_bear 10 years
I'm with Ima on this one! Aaaand. . . lol He DID get Nicole to eat! ha ha Maybe just once or twice, but she did eat!
rubialala rubialala 10 years
At least he's honest, and it's no real surprise, to me anyway. I love Nicole's sunglasses, I want them.
VaneM77 VaneM77 10 years
I must admit I got addicted to this whole Laguna Beach craze....well really season 1 with Laruen and all them so I of course got sucked into the Hills! These girls all know what they got themselves into so I really don't feel sorry for them....but it still does not give these guys the right to treat them like complete garbage! That Spencer guy is a total tool and well I thought there was hope for Brody but I guess not...can we say Jason number 2? LOL
LizaToad LizaToad 10 years
he sucks... what a poop :sick:
BlondeSugar BlondeSugar 10 years
Facehumper??
cari907 cari907 10 years
wow what an as*
mandiesoh mandiesoh 10 years
this is so gross. :barf: uhm, does anyone really believe he's being honest??/ oh puh-lease. this is just another publicity stunt so he can be the "only honest dude in Hollywood" hes only doing this to get ppl talking about him again.
playsindirt playsindirt 10 years
He's a pathetic loser and so is his fugly pal, Spencer.
DulceSkye DulceSkye 10 years
He's a product of his environment. A rich, lazy boy with no cares in the world. I'd be surprised if he didn't have this kind of attitude toward women, and life in general. If his parents don't encourage him to educate himself, and are happy to see him spend his youth on reality shows, then really, can you blame him?
popculture-whore popculture-whore 10 years
holy crap. what a freaking douche bag. now i really dislike them both. spencer is the biggest creep and such a loser... now i think brody is just as lame.
Imabeliever Imabeliever 10 years
Brody is famous for his D-lister DNA.. and for a half a second he seemed like he might be a decent guy..but always look at a guy's friends...if they are all sleezy assholes.. you are dating an asshole or a soon to be asshole cause that crap is contagious... He needs to fall of the face of God's green Earth along with Paris, LL, Nicole, Spencer, Heidi, Adrina, Kristin Cavalleri and the whole I want to be famous for nothing clan.
rossi23 rossi23 10 years
he is not attractive at all but he shouldn't talk like this for his ex!! fashionista loves Vale...
kendalheart kendalheart 10 years
PIG just like all those other losers out there who live only for themselves never caring about anyone...oink oink
mar mar 10 years
I think that is why many people do not last in that town, it is all about your image and who you are dating. It was not like that years ago, I do not think, but nothing seems genuine anymore, thanks to the paparaazi craze where you do not need talent anymore to be famous. Times have changed, indeed.
lovekailua lovekailua 10 years
hmmm....good point, i actually do appreciate that he is telling the truth...now THAT is rare. i'll admit i watch the hills too :) i just think this whole "reality" craze is nuts...fake relationships, anything and everything to get famous etc...the hills is entertaining for me after a 12 hour day of work and school, most nights anyway.
mar mar 10 years
and anyone that dates that 12 year old Nicole Richie is probably doing the same thing.
Aggie Aggie 10 years
Jerk! That's just horrible! ______________________________________ \Rossi Posse!/
mar mar 10 years
I LOVE IT!!! He is totally telling the truth, something NOBODY in Hollywood does! I am kind of shocked people are calling him names, he is just like everyone else in that messed up town. I actually find it refreshing to hear this. People go to Hollywood to become famous - period, and whatever it takes , they will do.
ShannonSoCrazy ShannonSoCrazy 10 years
I've never heard of these guys. They sound like real winners though! Lol @ him trying to find a "normal girl" on a reality show. Not too smart, is he?
divalicious1 divalicious1 10 years
What a phoney! And he tried to white wash his lousy attitude and lack of a moral compass by blaming the girls of LA for his personal choices when he's just as fake as he accuses them of being? How lame!
honeysugar28 honeysugar28 10 years
Ha! and Nicole fell for it the guy just wanted her to eat a burger so he can look like the big hero! Goes to show you, you can learn a lot from a person by looking at their friends. I wonder if Heidi and Spencer are still toguether after she watches everything that he's been saying behind her back.
girlA girlA 10 years
Who's he kidding? He's going to find a "normal" girl on a reality show? Once she's on t.v she's going to suddenly want to be a movie star--like all the other reality tv people.
t_hive88 t_hive88 10 years
Yeah, I hardly watch the show, but that still sucks that he turned out like this. Shows like this just make LA and the OC look so bad. I have a friend from there and she's nothing like these d-bags!
miss-britt miss-britt 10 years
what a douche. ****"Everything in life is only for now."-Avenue Q****
sashak sashak 10 years
and this, my friends, is why I don't watch these "reality" shows. i went to school w/ a-holes like these & fell no need to waste my time on them. MTV should be fined by the FCC for foisting this shit on us all
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