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Caption It, Sugar: Jesus, Mary, and . . . Michael Lohan?

Michael Lohan really got into that holiday spirit at the 2nd Annual Times Square Nativity Scene in NYC yesterday. As one of the most annoying people of 2007, Michael isn't exactly our top choice to portray an important religious figure. So tell us, what does this picture say to you? Whip out your very best Christmas carol puns and submit your best caption for this photo. The funniest commenter will get a great piece of Sugar Swag. As always, we'll narrow down the best suggestions and a winner will be chosen by poll. Good luck!


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travelsugarfairy travelsugarfairy 9 years
Quit giving me that look! He doesn't need REHAB! That isn't coke or weed! Mary thats just HAY!!
Vdogg Vdogg 9 years
"Oh Holy Night.. more like Oh Holy shit I need a drink!"
crssychanel crssychanel 9 years
Mary had a little lamb and it was white as BLOW, and everywhere that Mary went the BLOW was sure to go, It followed her to work one day, as usual REHAB followed.
Cassie Cassie 9 years
"Ahem, Michael... your ex-wife is standing right behind you... What is she doing here? Does she think we're going to sell Jesus's story to a magazine or something?
ThatsBloo2You ThatsBloo2You 9 years
Neural Neural 9 years
*roflmao* Someone thinks they need to school Pad on how "we" like it in the Pop community? So sorry, P, don't take the bait from them. So not worth it!
cloudy-D cloudy-D 9 years
Parraigin, no one is attacking you, the fact that you would use that word speaks volumes. We like to keep it nice here on Pop, It's nothing personal. Merry Christmas. :)
pebby01 pebby01 9 years
joy to the world, my meal ticket is come let me receive free swag let every 'pap prepare his lens heaven, let him act and sing heaven, let him act and sing oh heaven, get me some nice bling
Angela85 Angela85 9 years
"Maybe this time I'll get it right. It is the time of miracles, right?"
lynettes lynettes 9 years
"Forget Lindsay, this is the second coming of cash."
Agymgirl55 Agymgirl55 9 years
Caption it: Michael Lohans account of Lindsey Lohan's Birth
DoeADeer DoeADeer 9 years
I agree that Michael portraying Joseph signifies the end of the world as I know it, at the very least. "Baby Jesus has just discovered that he is the Savior of our souls. Please, try to respect our privacy at this critical moment in our lives." Michael, please go away.
kriskris kriskris 9 years
"They told me someone famous was going to be Mary."
Jillness Jillness 9 years
paradragin, I don't think you were being mean at all. Just clarifying the situation. Just because you have a different opinion doesn't mean you are being mean. Some people can't distinguish the two.
laluna27 laluna27 9 years
I think in this case, a picture speaks for itself.
wakeupandora wakeupandora 9 years
MiaBos, thats classic. here's my quote: "Away in a manger, No crib for His bed The little Lord Jesus Would rather Papa Joe instead"
blondie829 blondie829 9 years
"How much do you think OK! Magazine will pay for these pictures?"
txlatina txlatina 9 years
"Joseph! We're NOT selling the baby photos and that's final!!"
Bid Bid 9 years
Jesus, Mary, and Mother F*ck*ng Joseph
MiaBos MiaBos 9 years
"Pimp unto others and you will have OK! pimp unto you". Lohan 6:31
Deba Deba 9 years
Mary, this is why I didn't marry you in the first place, you are such a saint, you won't let me sell Jesus' history to OK! Magazine
CaterpillarGirl CaterpillarGirl 9 years
"Ali, i know you are hot in that sheep costume, but poppa needs a new car"
gonedelirious gonedelirious 9 years
"So...are you ready for a drink now?"
gigill gigill 9 years
Wow, this is so wrong! Ahhhh I can't stop reading popsugar! Thank goodness work at the office is slowing down for the holidays.
pink_magnetism pink_magnetism 9 years
:ROTFL: I don't know if this picture needs a caption. Just the picture makes me laugh hysterically. Nativity Scene + Lohans? What is the world coming to?
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