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Caption It, Sugar: WWJS (What Would Janice Say)?

We had so much fun with your fant-ass-tic comments on Hugh Grant that we've decided to do another Caption It, Sugar contest. This time we've got Janice Dickinson, who obviously had something to say about something in between bites of a pinkberry treat the other day. Janice is never ever one to mince words, and apparently this time she was running her mouth about Paris. Don't let that limit you! You never know what will come out of that woman's mouth!

The user who can provide the wittiest comment (as judged by Pop and Molly) will win a sweet piece of Sugar Swag! Good luck and happy captioning!

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Vdogg Vdogg 10 years
"If Pinkberry can make Paris feel better about JAIL TIME, it sure as hell can make me feel better about my disasterous career!"
brokenhalo brokenhalo 10 years
Actually, I think I have a better one. "Don't worry children. Unlike Paris, ice-cream can't give you herpes!"
brokenhalo brokenhalo 10 years
Wait Officer! Don't you want to see me peform a 'Paris Hilton' on this ice-cream?? ;)
dvdsky81 dvdsky81 10 years
For some reason (maybe it's the name thing and Ive been watching the show like crazy lately as I just bought season 7) but with her facial expressiion and everything I hear Janis from Friends and her "Oh MY Goood!" http://www.howyoudoin.de/bilder/nebenrollen/janice.jpg
polishprincess polishprincess 10 years
Pinkberry people call me! Im the perfect endorser. Choose to love,smile,eat,have fun, pray and LOVE each and everyday! God Bless
Brown_Sugar Brown_Sugar 10 years
"I am THE 1st Supermodel of the WORLD, and even though I'm holding this big-ass cup of PinkBerry, uh, STUFF, it doesn't mean that I'm going to eat it! PuhLeeaze! I still look fabulous, OK? I'm going to a shoot right now - this is just for looks, because I'm a role model for today's youth, and blah blah blah....."
marsy65 marsy65 10 years
Don't you DARE take my picture when I am not ready! I will sue you, your mother, your father, anyone who you have EVER come into contact with! Do you hear me? Don't you know who I am? I will end you! You will never work in this town again! *short pause while she puts down the pinkberry, fixes her make-up and hair, sucks in her cheeks and puckers her lips in her favorite pose* Okay. Now you may take my picture, darling.
julipjules julipjules 10 years
"Wait a minute...brain freeze! Oh no, that's just the botox talking, what were you saying?"
happygirlhehe happygirlhehe 10 years
Caption: I said I need extra napkins! Don't get an attitude with me! I'm not the one who made you wear a puke green apron with gray and burgundy stripes. Who makes these decisions anyway? I want to speak to the manager. Don't you know who I am?? I'm Janice Dickinson! I will sleep with your supervisor just to make him fire you. What is your name? You will never work in this town again! You will never sell another frozen treat again in your whole life! Never! Never! Never....
Stacy14878746 Stacy14878746 10 years
hellokittimini should win!
Drewsfan Drewsfan 10 years
"I can wrap my lips around my head."
cari907 cari907 10 years
hate her
mamaRocks mamaRocks 10 years
Listen up models, you cannot eat even one bite of this...it all goes straight to your a$$! Now if I stretch my lips just a bit more... Its mine, dammit, all mine!
tokyoastrogirl tokyoastrogirl 10 years
Botoxasauruses love FroYo too girlfriend!
aistea311 aistea311 10 years
"This might be the best ice cream on the west coast, but I am the first supermodel in the F*&kin World!"
LadyLibertine LadyLibertine 10 years
I made this Ice cream industry what it is today! without it nothing would exist!
Shelleybean Shelleybean 10 years
I'm gonna offset this with some lipo
ldager ldager 10 years
See this icecream? This is how Tyra Banks got caught looking fat in that bathing suit. Take it from me, the First super model ever, models don't and shouldn't eat this stuff.
pinkpunkkitten pinkpunkkitten 10 years
I scream, you scream, we all scream for - a sharp instrument to gouge out our eyes???
ilove2ski ilove2ski 10 years
I wanted this with no whip cream!! Don't you know who I am. I was the worlds first super model EVER!!! ****************************************** Is butter a carb?
cravinsugar cravinsugar 10 years
"Of course I am not going to eat it! I bought it to be cool, but seriously, didn't I already tell you that I wasn't a supermodel by eating and being fat???" _________________________________________________________ Why don't you wear the face you have when I am not around?
Candy212 Candy212 10 years
"By the time I finished removing this big ol' finger out of Tyra Bank's ass, I had come to realize that the excesive amount of collagen in my lips had traveled to my brain and was impairing my ability to drive and eat ice cream at the same time."
Keki-Belle Keki-Belle 10 years
"Jesus is watching! He knows if you skimped on my granola!"
LOVEBRIT LOVEBRIT 10 years
It's this or baby fetus' to keep my alive, you choose.
thehabra thehabra 10 years
Pull my finger!
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