Twitter was aflutter this week with tweets about — you guessed it! — Twitter, as our favorite celebrities weighed in on the company's initial public offering on the stock market. Ellen shared some news that would make her wealthier than the original talk show queen, Oprah, while Lady Gaga's big news had Bette Midler considering a management switch-up. Check out all that and more in our roundup of this week's funniest celebrity tweets.
Hold up, Ellen . . . how many more Architectural Digest cover stories do you need?
Big news! Twitter is now on the stock market. Even better news -- I'm pretty sure I own 23 million shares. I'm rich!— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) November 7, 2013
Hey Twitter, Rainn Wilson has some major numbers advice.
.@Twitter You should have offered your stock at $140 a share. Get it?— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) November 7, 2013
Mark Duplass's financial portfolio is determined by his toddler.
While I was contemplating a teed up Twitter stock purchase, my 18 month old climbed onto my laptop and hit return.— Mark Duplass (@MarkDuplass) November 7, 2013
Anna Kendrick admitted her post-workout sugar cravings.
"Keratin treatment will make your hair feel like it had a good workout." So, my hair will be sweaty, miserable and desperate for ice cream?— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 4, 2013
Bette Midler had a case of space envy.
Lady Gaga is set to be the first singer to perform in space AND she's bringing hair and make-up. I think I need new representation!— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) November 7, 2013
Can someone get Ryan Murphy on board with this?
4th season of American Horror Story will just be a shot by shot remake of CABARET with Kevin Spacey as the Emcee. #terrifying
— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) November 6, 2013
Diablo Cody is way off from pulling a Jen.
Of course everyone is cutting their hair off as I'm growing mine out. I also just discovered Juicy sweatpants.
— Diablo Cody (@diablocody) November 6, 2013
Keep laughing with the tweets below!
Kelly Oxford has healthcare.gov fatigue.
I wish I could illegally download better health care insurance.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 6, 2013
Rebel Wilson knows you like her, you really like her.
I love getting nom'd for awards coz the only one I got in school was a Certificate of Participation in the Walkathon #peopleschoice
— Rebel Wilson (@RebelWilson) November 5, 2013
Rob Delaney is contemplating the deeper questions in life.
Why IN GOD’S NAME hasn’t there a been a sequel to Romy & Michelle’s High School Reunion yet?
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) November 5, 2013
Who knew Jimmy Kimmel could sew?
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) November 5, 2013
Keep the pics off Instagram, Dane.
Sometimes during sex I take a selfie.
— Dane Cook (@DaneCook) November 5, 2013