No one is more prepared for the upcoming Captain America: Civil War [1] than Thor, aka Chris Hemsworth. This fact is hilarious in itself, mostly because he's not even in the movie. Still, that didn't stop Disney from releasing a steamy new video [2] in which the actor is roasting all his fellow Avengers while doing an impressive amount of pull-ups. He even switches to one arm, and at one point does a few holding Mjölnir, Thor's mythical hammer. We'd tell you what he's says in the clip, but his undeniable hotness [3] has prevented us from remembering a single word. Watch the video above, then see Chris surprise one of his biggest fans [4] on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.