If you ever wanted to know more about Colin Farrell [1] (like, really get to know him), then his latest interview with Ellen DeGeneres [2] is a must-watch. While attempting to raise money for the CHIME Institute, the charter school his son James [3] attends that educates children with special needs alongside those who develop more typically, the handsome actor [4] had to come up with a pretty juicy confession for the host. Colin, who talked about his "balls" [5] during his last stop on the show, then revealed that when he was working on his first American film back in the day, he was very nervous to film a sex scene. After showing the director his "retro bush," he borrowed a beard trimmer from the hair and makeup department and went back to his trailer. While he only meant to tidy it up a bit, he ended up overdoing it and was left with a very thin landing strip. Watch his whole story in the video above that makes the audience (and Ellen) blush.