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Demi Takes Too Long

Ashton Kutcher jokes on Conan O'Brien about how long it takes Demi to get ready. In fact, he took desperate measures to make the process less painful. He took up drinking in the closet. Ashton said,

"It takes me like 15 minutes to get ready and she's got more complicated measures, there's shoes and the dress and the thing... It's like that dreaded, 'How do I look?' question that comes and there's no right answer to that. You're just wrong. If you answer too fast it means you didn't really look. If it's too slow, it means you didn't like it. So it doesn't really matter what you say, you're just wrong. So I just drink a lot now. And it helps. I get more right the more I drink. It's like I hone in, 'Those shoes are great! Is that a wood sole, because it's beautiful!' It all works out."

As a mother of 3 we think Demi is looking pretty good. Here she is at the Narcisco Rodriguez show for Fashion Week.





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Mme-Hart Mme-Hart 10 years
I'm with you on that jinx! Ewwwww
Jinx Jinx 10 years
Please no, no baby for Demi. I can't handle that old hag being pregnant.
Kate-Needs-Help Kate-Needs-Help 10 years
I think this is an odd pairing. I don't mind the age, but it's the immaturity gap here. Solving marital issues with alcohol? Hmmmmmm....
teddybear teddybear 10 years
She's hot. He's hot. They need to have a hot baby.
Sica Sica 10 years
LOL @ frozen face HAHAHA. I like them together anyway...
yayita yayita 10 years
I am with the haters, I really dislie this couple. Demi is a grown woman with daughters this just is not right. This won't last either, they know it and we know it.
NduguNStephie NduguNStephie 10 years
nah.. you have to have the anal person with the goof ball =) or else it is too many "LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME's" in the relationship =) Well thats what my pre-marital guy said haha...
lickety-split lickety-split 10 years
ashton is a goofy boy. he's silly and smurfy and giggly. shouldn't he be with someone like say amanda bynes (spelling).
Pokemyhontas Pokemyhontas 10 years
Well, I'm a dirty old woman, I suppose. *giggle*
NduguNStephie NduguNStephie 10 years
nah i think i have issues with the woman being a good 20 years older... hey Im honest...
lickety-split lickety-split 10 years
omg! you took the words out of my mouth; ashton IS the male version of meg ryan! my friend, where have you been hiding :KISS:
Pokemyhontas Pokemyhontas 10 years
How 'bout Harrison and Calista? Another strange pairing.
My-Opinion My-Opinion 10 years
ick, don't like her too much she's weird.....
NduguNStephie NduguNStephie 10 years
Kutcher play the SAME character... just like Meg Ryan.. Kuther is the male verion of Meg Ryan...
Toronado Toronado 10 years
I like Demi but this is surely one of the oddest pairings in Hollywood. Kutcher never did anything for me, though. He's overrated in my opinion.
Pokemyhontas Pokemyhontas 10 years
Eh,...they don't bother me for some reason. I'm kind of neutral here. Whatever they're happy with. And I say rock on! to Demi for gettin' her a younger man! ;)
siouxsie siouxsie 10 years
she's like the female dick clark..prestroke...remember how that man never seemed to age?
NduguNStephie NduguNStephie 10 years
HAHA TomKat is America's #1 couple haha! yeah... This relationship is like my MOM marry-ing my fiance... GROSS.. Even though Demi is like a million times hotter then my mom... Man... just imagine how she is going to look when she is 55ish... AHHH! Skin can only streach so far... She will probably be transparent... and need like dead ppl make-up to cover the translucentness...
Adriana42 Adriana42 10 years
Demi has to sleep with her makeup on..I can't imagine what her face must look like in the morning when she wakes up..even in these pictures u can see that she's aging just like the rest of mortals her age.
LaylaCams LaylaCams 10 years
I dislike her so much more than him.
lickety-split lickety-split 10 years
oh puke! are you kidding me? no you're messin with us aren't you. he's so young and carefree and she's so old and mommyish. blech! well, if you like them, to each his own. like i said i like tomkat and that's certainly not everyone's cup of tea, lol.
NduguNStephie NduguNStephie 10 years
I love Peanut M & M's =)
BlondeSugar BlondeSugar 10 years
:( I love them
lickety-split lickety-split 10 years
haha! these 2 are like nails on a chalk board to me. then i read about how she bosses him around and wonder why he stays.
NduguNStephie NduguNStephie 10 years
FINALLY someone thinks the SAME thing I do... I am grossed out by them... and JT and Cameron...
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