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Dina Lohan - The White Oprah

Dina Lohan claims to have an Apprentice-like talk show in the works. Of course no networks have picked up her show yet but she is still working it. Apparently all of LLs friends call her "The White Oprah" since all the kids come to her for advice. Now that's a scary thought. Here's more from Star:

“I have a talk show in the works,” ravishing Dina told Star ‘s David Caplan during an interview at NYC’s Tainted Blue recording studios, where daughter Ali, 12, was recording tracks to her holiday-themed album Lohan Holiday, to be released by YMC Records on Oct. 10. “It’s more of an Apprentice-y, game show-y thing. I would host it and co-produce it. It’s a good heartwarming show. It’s nothing trashy. We’re not going to follow dates to bars and see what happens, or anything like that. But it’s a girl-empowered, woman show. I would only do something that would help other people, because that’s just who I am and how I was raised.”

But is it a reality show? “I don’t want to say that word, but it is about real people,” Dina says, without explaining much more about the show.

The show, Dina adds, will not be a one-time deal, though: She plans to have it run multiple seasons. Although the show hasn’t been picked up by a network yet, Dina’s ready to kick it into gear when it gets snapped up: “We’re shopping it around to networks now, but we’re ready to go.”

Dina tells Star she has the gift to gab — and daughter Lindsay seconds that — so hosting a TV show is a natural move. “I love to talk,” Dina tells Star. “Lindsay’s friends call me ‘The White Oprah’ because they all come to me with their problem. I’m like the mom of these kids in the business!”

xo_verity xo_verity 10 years
I wouldnt take her advice to save my life!
pinkangelmonkey pinkangelmonkey 11 years
you too can become a firecrotch!
filthycute filthycute 11 years
If Dina Lohan is "ravishing," I'll eat battery acid for lunch. The woman is a used up bimbag with a face like a pile of scrap metal.
JK-Boogie JK-Boogie 11 years
stone_soup stone_soup 11 years
no! don't let dina lohan screw every other kid's life! lindsay isn't a very good testimony of her advice. ____________________________________ Don't tick me off. Or you'll get it.
JK-Boogie JK-Boogie 11 years
Shouldn't this woman be concentrating on keeping her daughters out of rehab.
Luna13 Luna13 11 years
She can always try and see what happens
la_clique la_clique 11 years
I'm sorry, was everyone so horrified at the thought of her parental advise to notice MY FAVORITE PART? Lohan Holiday-the album? What the f*ck did we do to deserve this assault on our senses?
Padraigin Padraigin 11 years
No no no no no. Who did that cokewhore sleep with to get a development deal?
sweet-pea sweet-pea 11 years
So now she's pimpin out the twelve-year-old too. Nice. I sure wish I'd had a role model like her in my formative years.
swwonder swwonder 11 years
I bet Lindsay's friends are wondering which one of them has ever called her 'White Oprah'. The Lohans just come across as being fake, looks and personality.
musiclvr224 musiclvr224 11 years
Just say no Dina when giving advice....just dont do it! _______________________________ New Guess Who Game!!
Annie2u59 Annie2u59 11 years
she needs some advice on how to wear make-up that doesn't look so harsh, she`s to old for all that and it shows.
FB1977 FB1977 11 years
Looking at this pic again, my word is Dina Lohan ever looking tranny. Lil sis Ali looks JUST like her, poor thing.
wynter wynter 11 years
Oh, what everyone wants - their children to turn out just as well as Lindsey did.
karmasabitch karmasabitch 11 years
Oh man.. so many things to make fun of in that article.. where.. to begin..
nigel nigel 11 years
dina lohan is a gravy-training tramp. she is also a very bad mother who should keep her underage daugher in line rather doing a pathetic talk show that nobody will watch (other than for comedy). cuz, sooner or later LL is going to wake up in a gutter (sans balenciaga hand bag) on the corner of La Cienega and Olympic and wonder where all her money and fame went along with her rapidly fading youthfull looks. fondly, dr. phil
My-Opinion My-Opinion 11 years
that's what I meant to say Toronado, but could only seem to get out 'pfft.'
Toronado Toronado 11 years
Well, the next time I need tips on how to starve myself, date assholes, fake a heat stroke so I can have plastic surgery, choose ridiculous roles in stupid movies, act like a spoiled little trollop, piss off my directors, get half of Hollywood to dispise me, get the better of Paris Hilton, show Diddy how tough I think I am, and be just an all-'round better bitch, I'll give Dina a shout so that she may enlighten me with her words of wisdom. Because, as the famed anthem "Wrapped Around Your Finger" by The Police so eloquently stated: "I have only come here seeking knowledge...things they would not teach me of in college." I mean, look how well Lindsay turned out.
TruJrzyGirl TruJrzyGirl 11 years
The Ho-Lan Mother/Daughter team ! Pathetic. Mom looks like a thousand miles of bad worn road.
My-Opinion My-Opinion 11 years
Pinkperfectpixie Pinkperfectpixie 11 years
WTF?? Are they kidding?? Nothing like living off your hobag of a daughter's fame! GEEAAD!!
lesocialite lesocialite 11 years
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA. i just find it really amusing how the lohans think they're gorgeous and amazing and own the world. they're really not that great. dina's show will have like 2.3 viewers.
FB1977 FB1977 11 years
Oh wow, I'm sure Oprah is just cringing when she hears this...what an insult!!
PeachesAmy PeachesAmy 11 years
What has the world come to?
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